Feb 282009
 

Balefire 1Balefire #1: A Chalice of Wind by Cate Tiernan
Publication: Razorbill (2005), Paperback, 256 pages / ISBN 159514045X
Genre: Fantasy, Teen
Rating: 3/5
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Challenges: 666 Horror/Paranormal Book Challenge (#5?), Read Your Own Books 2009 (#12)
First sentence: When the shades were down, you had to open the train compartment door to see who was inside.

I picked this up last year during a sale at BookCloseouts.com. It sounded interesting, and I was hoping it wasn’t complete malarky. Luckily it wasn’t, and it had enough things I could snark over to make up for any bad bits.

Summary from Amazon:

After seventeen-year-old Thais Allard loses her widowed father in a tragic car accident, she is forced to leave the only home she’s ever known to live with a total stranger in New Orleans. New Orleans greets Thais with many secrets and mysteries, but none as unbelievable as the moment she comes face to face with the impossible— an identical twin, Clio.Thais soon learns that she and the twin she never knew come from a family of witches, that she possesses astonishing powers, and that she, along with Clio, has a key role in Balefire, the coven she was born into. Fiery Clio is less than thrilled to have to share the spotlight, but the twins must learn to combine their powers in order to complete a rite that will transform their lives and the coven forever.

So, yeah, this is COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE. I mean, c’mon, twins separated at birth with magical powers? It’s nearly as common as the seventh son of a seventh son being awesomely powerful. However, like every other time I’ve run into a cliche, I’ve forced myself to get through it and, hopefully, find the good stuff, whatever it is.

For A Chalice of Wind, the stuff that kept me reading was the ridiculously melodramatic love scenes between the twins and their Twu Luv. I hate when characters get smushy with one another, especially if one character happens to be a witch who “just knows” things, including that she and her boo are going be TOGETHER FUR EVAR and that that boo is PERFACT IN EVARY WAY. God, so annoying. And the other twin is just as bad! She’s all HE SO PERFECT AND UNDERSTANDING AND WONDERFUL. He really LISTENS to me, you know? And he’s perfect!

That kind of stuff seriously and truly irritates the every-loving crap outta me. It’s like diarrhea for my soul. Which is why, later on when they got burned? Yeah, I laughed. And that laughter is what kept me reading. Mostly. There was some genuinely good things, too.

Besides the ridiculous love stuff, the rest of the book is pretty decent. It’s not too badly written, and there’s some other interesting characters to make up for the Banal Twins of Doom. The plot isn’t so bad; there’s enough mystery and neat magic stuff to keep me reading, and it was seriously fun to watch Thais go OMG WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN when underagers were caught drinking alcohol. Also when she cried into her pastry. Heh.

It does end on a cliffhanger (kinda), but it was the kind of cliffhanger that amps you up for the next book, not wish the author had added just one more chapter PLEASE. Or, er, something.

I do want to read at least the next book, but I don’t necessarily think I’ll fork out cash for it. If I can get it from the library or from BookMooch, though, I’m there.

Other reviews: Rhinoa’s Ramblings | Amberkatze’s Book Blog | 50bookchallenge by tigerkat

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Feb 282009
 

Little Sleep The Little Sleep by Paul Tremblay
Publication: Holt Paperbacks (2009), Paperback, 288 pages / ISBN 0805088490
Genre: Mystery
Rating: 2/5
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Challenges: 2009 Pub Challenge (#3)

This is a LibraryThing Early Reviewers book and will be released March 3.

I had a lot of hope for this book. Unusual detective set in a noir-ish world? Awesome cover? Lots of potential! Unfortunately I didn’t really like it. It’s not bad, necessarily, but I didn’t enjoy reading it.

Summary from Amazon:

Mark Genevich is a South Boston P.I. with a little problem: he’s narcoleptic, and he suffers from the most severe symptoms, including hypnogogic hallucinations. These waking dreams wreak havoc for a guy who depends on real-life clues to make his living.

Clients haven’t exactly been beating down the door when Mark meets Jennifer Times—daughter of the powerful local D.A. and a contestant on American Star—who walks into his office with an outlandish story about a man who stole her fingers. He awakes from his latest hallucination alone, but on his desk is a manila envelope containing risqué photos of Jennifer. Are the pictures real, and if so, is Mark hunting a blackmailer, or worse?

I think my biggest problem was that I hated Mark. Sure, I felt bad for him because his life sucks, but he kept whining about it and didn’t try to do anything to change it. He isn’t good at verbal sparring, jokes, or detecting (aka his JOB) and he was ultimately just a big fat downer. Also, boring.

The mystery part was interesting, and though it gets confusing because of Mark’s proclivity to hallucinations it does have a very nice solution. And the ending fits in well with the rest of the book– depressing, with lots of things unanswered. More bittersweet than anything else, I guess.

I’m sure that someone somewhere will enjoy reading about a dull “detective” whine his way through solving a mystery that may or may not even exist, but that someone wasn’t me. I appreciate that Mr. Tremblay tried to do something different within the detective noir genre, and once I stop being annoyed at Mark I could see what he was trying to do, but I simply didn’t enjoy the result.

Mr. Tremblay is apparently often compared to Jonathan Lethem. I’d, er, start with Jonathan Lethem first (maybe Gun, With Occasional Music, which I loved) and then move to The Little Sleep. The reverse might make think Mr. Lethem was like Mr. Tremblay, which would be a shame.

Other reviews: Breaking the Fourth Wall | The Book Catapult

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