Aug 132009
 

Thursday Tea Thursday Tea is a weekly meme hosted by yours truly. To play along, all you need is some tea, a book, and the will to answer some very simple questions: what tea are you drinking (and do you like it)? What book are you reading (and do you like it)? Tell us a little about your tea and your book, and whether or not the two go together.

Argh, horribly late again. Got distracted by some shiny new computer parts that turned out to be little monsters during installation. Boo!

The tea: Instead of Chai White, I’m drinking Double Spice Chai! It’s delicious, although not very summery, I must admit. Summer tea, to me, is more fruit, less spice. Ah.

The book: Swallowdale is the second book in Arthur Ransome’s Swallows and Amazons series. Wanna read summery books but don’t like chick lit or cozy mysteries? Try these books. Most of them are set during the summer (some are set in the winter), and they’re full of adventures and nature and lovely characters that aren’t at all gooey with overindulgent kindness/humility/goodness. They remind me a bit of Noel Streatfeild’s books, except with more boats.

Here’s a partial synopsis of the first book, Swallows and Amazons:

Swallows and Amazons begins with the four Walker children, John, Susan, Titty and Roger, holidaying with their mother, infant sister Brigit and a nurse at Holly Howe, a farmhouse on the shores of an unnamed lake in the English Lake District. Receiving permission from their absent father, Commander Walker R.N., they set sail in the dinghy Swallow to camp on a deserted island further down the lake.

Camping, sailing, fishing and exploring is soon interupted when the Walkers (the Swallows) are attacked by Nancy and Peggy Blackett, the self-styled Amazon Pirates. The Amazons live at Beckfoot on the shores of the lake and claim ownership of the island, which they call Wild Cat Island. The Swallows and the Amazons soon form an alliance, united in opposition to the Amazons’ irrasible Uncle Jim, who is living on his houseboat whilst writing a book. They conclude that Uncle Jim is a retired pirate and henceforth call him Captain Flint.

The rest of it (caution for spoilers).

Do they go together? Oh, sure. Maybe Double Spice Chai isn’t the most British tea one could drink, but the kids in the S&A books are constantly chugging back mugfuls of tea (though it’s never said what kind). I feel sort of like a kindred spirit when I’m drinking tea the same time they are!

What are you drinking/reading this Thursday?

 

For Love of Mother-NotFor Love of Mother-Not by Alan Dean Foster
Publication: Ballantine Books (March 26, 2002), ebook
Genre: Sci-fi
Rating:
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Read: June 2009

Another freebie from Suvudu, For Love of Mother-Not is a good book but because it’s not the true first book in the series, it’s kinda boring as an opener. I liked it, and I’ll read the next book, but I wouldn’t actually recommend reading it first if you’re interested in the series. (Read this one first, instead.)

Not a Girl Detective Not A Girl Detective (Cece Caruso Mysteries #2) by Susan Kandel
Publication: William Morrow (May 24, 2005), Hardback, 304 pages / ISBN 0060581077
Genre: Mystery
Rating:
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Read: June 2009

Fun cozy mystery with no cats, an older female character who wears heels and dresses instead of sweatpants, and Nancy Drew (kinda). The mystery itself was good, the characters were cute but not entirely flushed out, and I loved the parts where Cece, the protagonist, talks about Nancy Drew and the woman who modeled her for the book covers. I’m a research nut, and that really pulled the book together for me.

Shakespeare's LandlordShakespeare’s Landlord (Lily Bard Mysteries #1) by Charlaine Harris
Publication: Berkley Prime Crime (November 1, 2005), Mass Market Paperback, 214 pages / ISBN 0425206866
Genre: Mystery
Rating:
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Read: June 2009

I loved the Southern Vampire Mysteries and I wanted to love this book, too. Unfortunately, I didn’t. I didn’t really care about any of the characters, including the protagonist, and it almost felt like their mysterious pasts simply existed to shock. It wasn’t fun (it was actually kind of depressing), though the mystery part was good, and I was bored a lot of the time. If it wasn’t so short I don’t think I would have finished reading it. Oh well.

Where I'd Like to BeWhere I’d Like to Be by Frances O’Roark Dowell
Publication: Atheneum (July 27, 2004), Paperback, 240 pages / ISBN 0689870671
Genre: Fiction, Children’s/YA
Rating:
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Read: June 2009

I have a thing for books about orphans that aren’t goody two-shoes and/or made of sugar and angel feathers (or whatever). Where I’d Like to Be isn’t full of little monsters, but instead it stars kids that seem like real people, with depth and layers. It’s a bittersweet story, but not depressing or without hope.

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Once BittenOnce Bitten, Twice Shy (Jaz Parks #1) by Jennifer Rardin
Publication: Orbit (October 8, 2007), ebook
Genre: Urban Fantasy, Paranormal, Romance
Rating:
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Read: June 2009

In one sentence: Miss Buffy? Try Jaz. (Now I sound like a tagline. Is that a tagline already?)

This was one of the $1 Orbit deals a few months ago, and while I was a little worried about slightly fugly cover (at least she doesn’t have a tattoo on her back), $1 for a book ain’t bad at all. The book ain’t that bad, either, though I’m on the fence on how much I actually enjoyed reading it. I enjoyed a lot of things, but I hated a lot of things, too.

Summary from Amazon:

I’m Jaz Parks. My boss is Vayl, born in Romania in 1744. Died there too, at the hand of his vampire wife, Liliana. But that’s ancient history. For the moment Vayl works for the C.I.A. doing what he does best–assassination. And I help. You could say I’m an Assistant Assassin. But then I’d have to kick your ass.

Our current assignment seemed easy. Get close to a Miami plastic surgeon named Assan, a charmer with ties to terrorism that run deeper than a buried body. Find out what he’s meeting with that can help him and his comrades bring America to her knees. And then close his beady little eyes forever. Why is it that nothing’s ever as easy as it seems?

The best thing, and my favorite thing, was Jaz Parks herself. She’s a kick-ass character with, okay, some mental problems, but with an infinitely more interesting personality than some other kick-ass female protagonists. I actually felt things for her sometimes! Also her kinda-boyfriend is a mysterious vampire with a mysterious past. Like Buffy! And, also like Buffy, when Jaz isn’t having breakdowns she’s really snarky and cute. I like me some snark.

But, yeah, there’s a lot of cliched stuff in here. The whole alpha male dangerous vampire with good hair thing– whatever. It’s a little overdone by now. (I’d love to read a book where the male vampire lead wasn’t and international undead man of mystery, by the way. Like Rockula in book format?) So is the snarky female lead who can kick butt for that matter (though I find it less irritating than alpha male vampire), and also the secret government paranormal thing (also something I don’t much mind).

The book itself wasn’t too badly written, for all that. I didn’t really notice the prose, which is a bad or a good thing, depending on how you look at it. The plot was fine, and sometimes exciting, but the cliches bogged it down. Jaz’s slightly more insane moments were annoying as well (I never thought I’d actually say someone’s mental instability annoyed me, but it did). I also thought the beginning was really awkward: it starts off with a flashback, then skips forward a few months and the whole thing was really jarring. It also meant that, since we started way into Jaz and Vayl’s partnership, we missed out on all the stuff that would, uh, actually make me believe they were good partners? It’s like watching the end of a buddy cop movie without seeing the rest of it; you don’t really care about the characters because you haven’t seen how they learned to work together and become awesome partners. You just some cars blown up and a tearful hug at the end (for instance).

That’s how Once Bitten, Twice Shy is, actually. Except instead of cars blowing up you get surprise romantic feelings and a lot of pheromones floating around. Also, a demon from another dimension. A-hem.

It’s got a lot of problems, for sure, and I don’t think it’s for everyone. However, I enjoyed it (mostly), and if I ever run into books #2+, I might pick them up. if you can make it through the cliches, the random way Jaz is awesome one minute and completely incompetent the next (blows her cover every which way, multiple times. Bad spy! No treat for you.), and/or if you like books with mysterious vampires, action, and assassins, then you might want to give it a try. It’s lighthearted, it’s got an interesting lead, and the romance isn’t too bad (if somewhat unconvincing). Very good for summer!

Other reviews: Bitten By Books (+) | Janicu (+) | Tez Says (+) | Smart Bitches, Trashy Books (very +) | Babbling Book Reviews (+)

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TSS: August 9

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Aug 092009
 

The Sunday Salon.com This week has been turning out to be very stressful, what with my Macbook breaking down again and having to buy five books for one class. Also I discovered I neglected to put Southern Vampire Mysteries #9 on my books read list, and that’s messed up all my numbers. GAH. I haven’t even really felt like doing anything online or for my blog! Oh, horror.

Luckily these Hitler movie memes are cheering me up. Also some really good YA historical fiction I found lurking on the shelves of my library: the Cat Royal series by Julia Golding. We only have two, but maybe I can find the others on BookMooch or something– they’re really fun and exciting, with a feisty main character and a enough realism to make it interesting (but not depressing). If you like Avi’s historical fiction books, I think you’d like the Cat Royal books, too.

Books read this week:
158. Thank You For Smoking – Christopher Buckley [rating: 3.5/5]
159. Unexpected Magic – Diana Wynne Jones [rating: 5/5]
160. Eighth Grade Bites – Heather Brewer [rating: 3/5]
161. Time Switch – Matt Chamings [rating: 3.5/5]
162. The Diamond of Drury Lane (Cat Royal #1) – Julia Golding [rating: 4.5/5]

Books reviewed this week:

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Southern Vampire Mysteries #1-9 by Charlaine Harris
Publication: Penguin Group, ebooks
Genre: Urban Fantasy, Romance
Rating: average
Read: June 2009
Find paper books @ Amazon (click pictures above) or IndieBound (7-set boxset)

In one sentence: Fun, utterly addicting, slightly ridiculous, and a bit refreshing (like a limeade).

Series summary from Amazon:

Cocktail waitress Sookie Stackhouse is no typical Southern belle. She can read minds. And she’s got a thing for vampires. Which, in a town like Bon Temps, Louisiana, means she’ll have to watch her back—and neck…

I’ve been aware of the Southern Vampire Mysteries/Sookie Stackhouse books ever since the TV show first showed up, but I never thought to actually try reading them. I think maybe the show left a bad impression on me? But then practically everyone on my Twitter follow list started talking about them, and I thought “If they like the series, it can’t be all bad, right?” So I started reading the first book. Then I quickly went through #1-9, in, er, maybe a week. Ha! So, yeah, I loved it. It’ll be tough to talk about the books individually without giving away spoilers, so I’ve decided to just talk about the series as a whole.

My absolute favorite thing about the series is how Sookie isn’t afraid to speak her opinions and talk back to some rather scary people (who could, in fact, kill her), and how she didn’t fall into the trap of “OMG WE MUST BE FOREVER FIRST PERSON I SLEPT WITH.” (That might count as a small spoiler.) Sookie manages to get herself into trouble, like, all the time, but she also manages to get herself back out of it.

The “mysteries” part of the story tends to take the backseat a lot of times to Sookie’s various personal relationships (both professional and otherwise), but some of them were quite interesting as well as gory and scary. They’re really exciting, too, which is partly why I sped through the series so quickly. I wanted to know what happened next!

As a whole, I think probably the SVM world is pretty ridiculous (or maybe just the people are). I tended to go “WTF?” a lot. For instance, Sookie’s heritage, which, while sounding perfectly logical in the book, came from what seemed way out of left field and left me scratching my head afterward. Also, a lot of times Ms. Harris springs this revelations on you which were so obvious it made me wonder WTF her characters were smoking, not to have known that thing before. Like, for instance, the revelation that vampires are actually dead people who eat other people and not just unfortunate victims of a virus that makes them allergic to sunlight, garlic, pointy bits of wood, etc. Like, duh. (When was there any evidence that they weren’t? I didn’t see any.)

Anyway, it’s crazy, but it’s lots of fun, too. The sex scenes got more and more explicit as the series went on, which made me uncomfortable (I skipped them, mostly), but they didn’t overtake the whole book, luckily. I was also a little puzzled by Sookie’s wardrobe, which sounded a lot like clothing guests on Jerry Springer would wear.

So! To sum up: lots of silly fun with some nice romance and interesting plots. It’s brain fluff, but it’s awesome brain fluff.

Get your own from Amazon or IndieBound.

Other reviews: Amy’s Blog (#1-8) | Musings of a Bookish Kitty (#1-6) | Sarah’s Reviews (#1-7) | Life Beyond Twilight (overall)

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Thursday Tea: August 6

 Posted by Anastasia on August 6, 2009  No Responses »
Aug 062009
 

Thursday Tea Thursday Tea is a weekly meme hosted by yours truly. To play along, all you need is some tea, a book, and the will to answer some very simple questions: what tea are you drinking (and do you like it)? What book are you reading (and do you like it)? Tell us a little about your tea and your book, and whether or not the two go together.

The tea: Another cup of Chai White. I’m getting a little bored of it, actually, but it’s the only decaffeinated tea I have at the moment, and since I’m trying to cut back on caffeine, well. Nothing much else I can do, except maybe drink less coffee?

The book: I’ve since finished it, but I was reading Time Switch by Matt Chamings. It was fun, and somewhat silly, and it reminds me a lot of my favorite Ghostwriter episode, “Just in Time.”

Time SwitchHere’s a summary (from the back of the book):

Strange things are happening behind Jed and Lizzie’s house. The ghostly figure of a boy appears out of thin air and vanishes again. Who is he? What does he want?

Desperately searching for answers, they make a shocking discovery. One that uncovers a devastating chain of events that began 121 years earlier– with a secret machine of extraordinary powers and a boy trapped in time.

Now, as the past and present threaten to collide, Jed and Lizzie are thrown into a deadly struggle that could change the world for ever…

Do they go together? Oh, absolutely. I always associate the Victorians with tea, especially tea with lots of frills and lace strung around it. Now that I think of it, perhaps I should have used a fancier cup.

What are you drinking/reading this Thursday?

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Aug 042009
 

Watermelon by Marian Keyes
Publication: Avon A (April 30, 2002), Paperback, 432 pages / ISBN 0060090367
Genre: Contemporary Fiction
Read: June 2009
Rating:
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First sentence: I’m sorry, you must think I’m very rude.

In one sentence: Fun, funny, and fantastic.

I first heard of Marian Keyes about a year ago after watching a documentary about romance novels, but never thought to try any of her books out until I found Watermelon at a library book sale this past spring. And now, after reading it and about four others, I have a new author to add to my favorites list!

Summary from Amazon:

February the fifteenth is a very special day for me. It is the day I gave birth to my first child. It is also the day my husband left me…I can only assume the two events weren’t entirely unrelated.

Claire has everything she ever wanted: a husband she adores, a great apartment, a good job. Then, on the day she gives birth to their first baby, James informs her that he’s leaving her. Claire is left with a newborn daughter, a broken heart, and a postpartum body that she can hardly bear to look at.

She decides to go home to Dublin. And there, sheltered by the love of a quirky family, she gets better. So much so, in fact, that when James slithers back into her life, he’s in for a bit of a surprise.

So, what made me fall in love with Marian Keyes’ books? I think mostly it was because of the characters. They’re so quirky, funny, and weird that even when they don’t make sense and/or don’t seem to be based on reality, I have fun reading about them. I also love that, like Madeleine Wickham’s books, Ms. Keyes’ heroines grow and change almost entirely separate from their hero, and getting the hero at the end is just a bonus after getting more self-esteem/self-worth/etc.

In Watermelon we get a whole cast of quirky characters, including my favorites: Claire’s sisters Tweedleditz and Twiddledrunk. We also get character growth, and romance, and a happy ending! Huzzah!

I was really surprised at how immersed I became in Claire’s world. I didn’t actually particularly like her as a person (a little too self-loathing for me, though it’s understandable) but I cheered her on throughout the book, and when she finally broke through and solved her problems herself I think I even did a little dance of joy. I love a chick lit book that makes me do happy dances, you know? (Although some people wouldn’t call it chick lit, but whatever.)

The only thing I didn’t like, really, was Adam-the-hero. I think he was introduced way too early on as a potential love-match thing and it was kind of confusing how quickly Claire attached herself to him when she was so distraught over her husband, especially since we-the-reader are supposed to believe that Claire’s not just on the rebound. Their relationship itself wasn’t done as well as some of her other books, I think, and it was even slightly boring sometimes.

Watermelon is, I think, the perfect summer read: it’s engaging, emotional (without being cheesy or depressing), hilarious, and fun. If you haven’t tried Marian Keyes already, get on it QUICK!

Other reviews: The Book Review | The Sparkgurl Review | Karin Elizabeth

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